Not in here of course.
I so wish I had thunk up the anal mag bit. Oh my goodness, too flippin' funny. WIll make my attempts at a prank seem so verydrab next to that. To the one who did such a thing... I thank you, my father thanks you and my sister thanks you.
But Doodarooni don't think it's so funny. Weeeeaw, I do!
Dah, okay today off to work. Tempermental customers, underpaid and bitchy cashiers... not to mention the numoerous phone calls that go something like this:
RING RING
Me: Good afternoon, FoodBasics, what may I do for you?
Caller: Hi yes, I was wondering what time the store is open until this evening?
Me: Ten o'clock this evening, Ma'am.
Caller: Oh. dramatic pause I see, and tomorrow?
Me: Ten o'clock in the evening, Ma'am.
Caller: Oh.
Me: Was there something else I could help you with, Ma'am?
Caller: No no that's fine dear. So ten o'clock in the evening? Well how about the Goyeau store, how late are they open?
Me: No Ma'am, they are under different managament, you'll have to call and ask them
Caller: Oh yes of course... do you think they are open until ten?
Me: irritated sigh... I believe they close at eight o'clock, thank you for calling and have a good evening.
Caller: Oh yes, well th-
click That's me hanging the phone up.
Weeeeeaw!
