Holy geezuz, what the fuck was THAT all about, eh?
The big question (which I've grown tired of hearing) being, "Where were you when the lights went out?"
Well geez, I was ending my work day & on my way home like every other flippin' person in Ontario/Michigan/Ohio/New York etc etc.
Ya freekin' knob, why ask.
Truthfully, it tripped the hell out of me. One minute workin' away, chattin it up with co-workers... and the next sitting in pitch dark. I was smart, as I had called my cab driver at 3:45pm, having been done work at 4:00 pm.
As usual, he was late. Haleem (cab driver) is a real nice guy, and originally from Iraq. One of the very few foreigners I've met that don't a) reek of garlic or b) understand/speak English. So he's aces in my book.
Except he's got this theory that if terrorism were ever to sweep through Detroit, MI, that Windsor (my city) would also erupt into flames. This theory is what Haleem decided to share with me all the way home. Having learned that it was not just Windsor - that it was as far as New York State... I was freaked. Praying silently to the Unseen Powers that I get the hell home and fast.
Of course, eyes sweeping the skies for suspicious looking airplanes.
Jesus Christ God Almighty.
But yea - we had our power back by 9:30 pm Friday evening... a lot earlier than most of Windsor.
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Big Guy fucks another year goodbye, and kisses another one in welcome today.
Happy Birthday, buddy - I hope you get raging drunk and wake up with pants around your ankles.
Or at least naked.
Snarf.
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Seem to have lost train of thought, so will go with my favourite topic - sex.
Enh, it wasn't mind-blowing, or even boo-tay bouncin - but was good all the same. Something about your clit being sucked on that brings that orgasm up from your toes...
Weeeaw!
Made Ro some fire sticks for His toy bag yesterday - I mean, what else could we do with all stores/restaurants closed?
Make BDSM toys, of course!
I love Love LOVE fire sticks - the way they feel, the way they sound.
You're probably imagining flames & smoke., and thinking, "You're one sick bitch".
Well yes, I am a sick bitch at times but no flames and smoke.
Firesticks are probably the simplest of tools to make. All they are, is the wooden shishkabob skewers (35-40 aprox.)... all pointy ends together, and kept together by PVC tape (your colour choice, I use black at bottoms, and white around middles)...
Really quite simple.
They can be dragged lightly over (yes lightly, you sadistic mutha) freshly spanked/flogged skin. And it tickles the high hell out of the person. Oh lordy, almost as tickly as the Wartenburg.
Or you can just beat them on the ass/thighs/back/arms and get a nice little beat goin'.
And yes of course, we tried them out. What's the fun of a new toy and not testing it out right away? Gods, how I love going to work with a cherry red ass... sitting daintly on my chair and co-workers not having a clue.
snort giggle snort
