Ricco Suave: I am bigger then you.

Ricco Suave: Just so you know.

Me: Yea but my dad can beat your dad up, so there.

Ricco Suave: I can beat up your dad...

Me: Nuh uh

Ricco Suave: Uh huh

Me: Wanna bet?

Ricco Suave: Yup.

Me: MY dad is king of the universe.

Ricco Suave: I'll have the mailman beat up your dad.

Me: I'll have sex with the mailman so that he forgets all about your orders to beat my dad up

Ricco Suave: I'll be the mailman

What a funny fuckin' guy, eh?

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I find it a bit annoying when people send me an endless supply of jokes via email, and sometimes I enjoy the ones they send. Here's a couple things of the last one I enjoyed:

1) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

2) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

3) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

4) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

5) The trouble with life is there's no background music

Number five having given me this idea - to pick a few songs for my own little soundstrack.

Hey Pretty; Poe
"... I've got a mind full of wicked designs, I've got a non-stop-whole in my head-imagination..."

Just A Toy; BareNaked Ladies
"... Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine..."

Control; Puddle of Mudd
"... I like it when you chain me to the bed..."

Get On Top; Red Hot Chili Peppers
"... Bottom bitch and a bottom dollar, come with me ’cause I’m a free faller, you hoot but I holler..."

Mad Season; Matchbox 20
"... I feel stupid - but I think I been catchin' on, I feel ugly - but I know I still turn you on..."

Flower Child; Lenny Kravitz
"... Dressed in purple velvets, with a flower in her hair... She's a psychedelic princess, on a magic carpet ride..."

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And how about you? What music have you got playing as you watch the movie in your head?

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