"Good evening, Behind Closed Doors."

"Um yes.. uh... have you got... I was wondering, do you carry butt plugs?"

"Yes Sir, sure do."

"Oh um, good... tell me.. uh... what uh size are they?

"We have a wide selection Sir, it may be best to come see for yourself."

"Oh hmmm.... well uh, I won't be able to get in there as I don't drive, could you just um.. tell me the length?"

"Yes Sir, please hold."

.....

"Hello Sir? Yes hi, five & six inches."

"Oh I see... and how wide are they?"

"Hold please."

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And that's where I gave the phone to my manager. Who then started laughing as it was her husband fuckin' with me.

It's all cool - I considered it part of the training.

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