I'm beginnging to leave my diary entries in faye's note section.

Ro gets back home from New York this weekend... this is the longest He and I have gone without each other since beginning of the relationship - I was bored. That's about it... no emotional trauma or anything. Oh but I am PMSing hardcore, so He's gonna be coming home to a lovely personality I like to call Sybil.

She only comes out at night.

THe store I work at (as you all know is a sex shop) is listed under "Gifts" in the phone book's yellow pages. Because of this, I have had numerous women call and ask if we carry glass figurines, mirrors, or hair care products....

... in a way we do, as we have glass dildos, could probably get a mirror for over the bed, and do have a fine selection of wigs/hair extensions.

The first time I answered the phone to such an inquiry, I was mystified... why would someone call asking if we had mirrors? It wasn't until I hung up the phone that the woman had no idea as to what we did sell.

The store has been in the same place for 25 years - geezuz people, get it together already, would ya?

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