Thanks to JensAnimals for the idea...
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Part I: Anger
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Ro.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Words... sarcasm... I've been told they have the ability to cut like a knife. I won't cut myself on my own words. Less mess.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only if he begged me nicely.
4. How about of the same sex?
Only if she begged me nicely
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Ro.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who have bad table manners. Mainly those who chew with their mouth open
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I don't hold a grudge.. I hold in the anger.
Part II: Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Keep track of everything I eat.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Six o'clock... the next night
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Betty.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"My feet hurt, I think they'll fall off if I stand any longer"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Sure have! I love the Time Music compilation infomercials
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
If sex counts - a month or so ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Seige is my alarm clock.
Part III: Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
None. That reminds me - Death to StarBucks.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Dark.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Ummm... not sure... lemme go count the cases of empties..
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Only when I'm buying new jeans. !@#$!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Sweets for a sweet.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
Uh.. no..
Part IV: Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Holy cow, I don't know. Lets go with 'a lot'.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Too many.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Ha ha ha ha -I do it all the time!
4. Have you "done it"?
Over and over
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Hands
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Yes.. just recently and back when I had pregnancy test for Seige, they did the blood screening as well... both times showed clean slate.
Part V: Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Addition-Elle
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Move far, far away
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
I AM a star already... waaahahaha
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
A green gumball when I was a 5 or 6.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
What the fuck is a MP3?
Part VI: Pride
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Give birth... second to that is recieve my collar from Ro.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Erm.. dunno
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Visit the Ancient Ruins in Greece only to bask in the energy of Gods & Goddesses before
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Only when I come in second to another woman in Ro's life.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Nope
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Does the Cosmo quiz count?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Laundry. Yuck.
Part VII: Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Betty's brain. She always wins Jeopardy.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Jme
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Madonna
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. Fuck off for reminding me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I'd like smaller breasts or longer nipples
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Did you just call me imbred?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
Oh yes, you wonderful survey maker... I'm in complete awe of your ability to ask people worthless but yet time consuming question.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust....
